![]() 12/23/2018 at 15:42 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I am an expert witness in a legal malpractice case where an unqualified lawyer screwed up a labor case. I just got done reading his deposition. This guy is too stupid to live and I hate him.
![]() 12/23/2018 at 15:50 |
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unqualified? as in just waltzed into the courtroom and said i are lawyer look i has suitcase of paperworks
(amazing how often that works:p)
![]() 12/23/2018 at 16:10 |
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Which side hired you to testify?
![]() 12/23/2018 at 16:14 |
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Oh yeah, well let’s see you and I go toe-to-toe on Bird Law and see who comes out on top?
![]() 12/23/2018 at 16:30 |
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Suitcase?
Briefcase! Lol.
![]() 12/23/2018 at 16:32 |
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![]() 12/23/2018 at 16:39 |
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You are full of crap, but you made me laugh; thank you for that.
![]() 12/23/2018 at 16:51 |
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Is this one of those where you start to wonder who ties his shoes for him?
![]() 12/23/2018 at 16:53 |
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Lol
![]() 12/23/2018 at 17:01 |
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You should see some of the shit people claim or cause on my end.
![]() 12/23/2018 at 17:19 |
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My wife is criminal defense attorney. The amount of stupid shit I hear about that lawyers and judges do on regular bases astonishes me. Apparently, years of Law school and passing the bar are not really enough to weed the idiots.
![]() 12/23/2018 at 17:27 |
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Can’t teach common sense!
![]() 12/23/2018 at 17:34 |
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My wife used to work for a law firm. One day the managing partner came in and proudly announced that he’d done an online IQ test and scored 100! True story, I swear (also, I’ve met the guy - 100 was a good score).
![]() 12/23/2018 at 17:57 |
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I practiced for a little while, no one ever asks for ID.
![]() 12/23/2018 at 18:49 |
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